Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 23, 2023
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Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago
Two from VA, the rest MD. You a local?
TurbosDad about 1 year ago
Did anyone else catch the misspelling?…
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Oh, no! The county fairs are coming!
But, perversely, I think I’d be pleased to play Prod the Carny, as long as it were guaranteed that the carny wouldn’t prod back!