Tusk, tusk.
If he’s smart, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear a word she said.
Make your own dress, then.
Come on, Blanche, you know it’s really Mastodon.
It certainly fits well….what a hairy situation…
now he needs to pelt her with compliments…
“Well, you could just take it off”
Mammoth should only be made into overcoats.
Could you try an A-line or an empire cut?
“I agree. It makes your legs look fat” was the last thing he ever uttered.
He should have given it to her in the winter.
It matches her ankles well
It seems to have a certain taint.
Mastodon we now our gay apparel…
Positively elephantine.
Just be glad you married a guy who wasn’t dressed in giant sloth…
Does this comment make me look whiney? :)
an accurate complaint, I do believe
Would you like to try on the hair shirt?
November 25, 2017
otforever over 3 years ago
Tusk, tusk.
macky87 over 3 years ago
If he’s smart, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear a word she said.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Make your own dress, then.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Come on, Blanche, you know it’s really Mastodon.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
It certainly fits well….what a hairy situation…
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
now he needs to pelt her with compliments…
Znox11 about 3 years ago
“Well, you could just take it off”
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mammoth should only be made into overcoats.
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
Could you try an A-line or an empire cut?
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
“I agree. It makes your legs look fat” was the last thing he ever uttered.
chromosome Premium Member about 3 years ago
He should have given it to her in the winter.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
It matches her ankles well
Radish... about 3 years ago
It seems to have a certain taint.
Lablubber about 3 years ago
Mastodon we now our gay apparel…
Havel about 3 years ago
Positively elephantine.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just be glad you married a guy who wasn’t dressed in giant sloth…
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Does this comment make me look whiney? :)
KEA about 3 years ago
an accurate complaint, I do believe
Radish... about 3 years ago
Would you like to try on the hair shirt?