Pickles by Brian Crane for August 30, 2021

He’s walking into pretty deep water.

Should have stopped at the 3rd frame…

Lucky it isn’t Earl, he would be talking about saggy tattas if there was one more frame.

One blepharoplasty coming up.

Can he see them behind her glasses?

What a charmer.

He’s friends with Dennis, right?

That wasn’t quite as “sweet”.

Grasshopper you also will age some day …..

Quit while you’re ahead kid…

Nelson just took a step too far!

Children can be too honest at times.

And I love your turkey neck, (I got that one) !

“More like Samsonite, actually, Grandma! You could move to Europe with those enormous satchels!”

He should have quit when he was ahead. But being young, proceeded.

GO AWAY KID…!!!!!!!

Quit while you’re ahead, Nelson!

Never test the water depth with both feet!

Opal will be providing him a Full Nelson

Ain’t you got something to do outside kid ?

He will learn about compliments soon enough!

going to grow up just like grandpa doesn’t know to quit while ahead

My wife how do you get so many cracks in your face

There went sweet out the window!

Hey, I wish someone…anyone…would say that about the bags under my eyes!

After the first comment, I thought “Hmm. What’s he want?” After the second comment, it doesn’t matter, ‘cause he won’t be getting it!

Oh Nelson you need to stop ahead of your words.

The Killer Knitting Needles, coming to a theater near you.

My 4 year old grandson asked me in all seriousness, “Pop pop, why is your face falling off”." go find your mother kid. "

An interviewer politely asked Duke Ellington about his bags..He replied, "It took decades to earn them..they’re my ‘Bags of Honor!’.

Maybe she’ll start looking at herself a little more happily knowing her small grandchild finds cute just the way she is!

One step too far.

Should have stopped while he was ahead.

And I see cauliflower and liver on your plate, kid.

Kids always say the darndest things.