Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 22, 2021

Way to “go”!

I would have expected a nicer throne

King Loo-ie? Actually those are Swedish flags. Eric the Ready to go.

Nothing like going in style.

I don’t think I’m privy to this gag.

The guy rolling out the red carpet. Is also the Kings personal wiper.

A Royal Flush in the making.

Certainly an occasion that warrants commemoration and ceremony. Perhaps some fireworks.

Does he get special private seating in the privy?

I hear in the back of my head Mel Brooks calling out for the boy with the bucket.

The King will sit on any throne.

WAIT! Is that the original poop shute?

There will be no royal flush.

That Rest Area needs a pull-out, they’re blocking traffic. I wonder if there are any vending machines in there?

I believe that’s the Grand Wizier, not the king.

in days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not invented,,,, they dropped their load on the side of the road and went off quite contented.

“My butt’s been wiped”

The king really likes things which are on a roll…

“ROLL FASTER !”

Heading to the Royal Throne