Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 12, 2021

Kudos to Mr. Johnson, the headline does read “Mostly Cupcakes In SEC This Week” but of course he could see it coming.

Oregon was not the cupcake that I was expecting!

What do cupcakes have to do with football?

Auburn 62, Alabama State 0.

A nice payday for a SWAC team, but the athletic director gets more out of a game like this than the student/players do.

Cor Blimey Crickey mate that sounds like a googly on the off stump in a Cricket match!

Did you hear that some college football teams don’t have a website?

They can’t string three “Ws” together.

Cupcakes? I though college football was about big guys in too much padding playing rough with each other.

Cupcake? Don’t tell that to Oregon State.

Does Arlo ever do anything except exercise his butt muscles?

Bring on the gladiatorial “games”.

But he’s not wrong. College football used to be about listening to Leonard’s Losers, playing your regular rivals, and maybe going to a bowl game if you had a good season. Nobody was focused on being at the top of the final polls when the season started.

Now it’s about the playoffs, ratings, and money money money.

Jimmy Johnson was going to be a sportswriter. But after his first (as I recall him once writing about) account of a game, he realized, and so wisely, that every article he would ever write would be just the same. X wins; Y loses. That took the air out of it, I’m sure. (Sounds like Ecclesiastes to me!)

Your Auburn Tigers ODed, Jimmy.

It’s about how high in the sky can you put the camera so that the players look like ants.

I always wonder why people who never watch football and claim it is a waste of time and money, yet when given an opportunity to just scroll on, must make a comment that clearly shows their distain for the sport millions love to watch.

Been there…didn’t do that also.

Toledo, Jax State, Colorado not so much cupcakes either.

Kind of like Washington and Montana last week?? HAHA

tell that to Florida State

Money ruins everything.

AKA Patsy Period

Cupcake: my guess was when cheerleaders take a turn playing the game.

I heard some of the cupcakes had spikes.