Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 27, 2021

There was a “King of the Hill” episode like this. Hank walked in on his mom and her boyfriend…he literally went blind for a week.

Furries are a fetish and not all that disturbing.

Just stand him in a corner when your boyfriends come around.

He would still believe last weekend was an original idea of mine.

Much better than the original.

And now he’s no longer a Brony

Playing stud farm?

It could have been worse – Dad in his little French Maid outfit and Mom as Cruella Deville.

Kinky is using a feather , perverse is using the whole damn chicken !

Usually, people walk in on their own parents. It might be a different level to walk in on your future in-laws.

Thank God that you saw them in costume, as opposed to seeing them after they’d taken their clothes off!

treasure this period of silence while it lasts…

(((((((((((((Q. U. I. C. K.))))))))))) !!!!! WHERES THE EYE BLEACH?

Gee, thanks John, now I’ll never get that image out of my mind….

Brain bleach!

Costumes?

I guess that they were doing a lot of horsing around

Just wait, dude. Your fiance also has a surprise for you.

I saw autopsy photos and crime scene photos of a friend’s son. (Gunshot to the head). I can never unsee those.

The real reason the boyfriend is in shock is that he thought that he and the girl friend were the kinky ones, seeing how they were … (fill in with your own kink.)

Was it really Cosplay or Centaurs? That might explain his shut down.

That depends on who they were playing. Applejack and Rainbow Dash are a possibility if you watch the very last episode, but Pinkie Pie and anyone is just unimaginable.

The thing that did him in, was seeing how his dad got some tail.

It’s OK – he’s just thinking about what every fiancé looking at prospective in-laws wonders: “How will you two look in your My Little Pony costumes at their age?”

Was there riding going on?

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“Through the Vatican?”

“Kinky. I like it.”

They are really aliens. They quickly put on the human skin suits … but it was too late.

“He startled them and they started a stampede. Next thing you knew the whole neighborhood was galloping toward the meadow; it was horrible”…

All things you can never un-see.

It is difficult, at best, when wearing pony costumes!

Just imagine how the real ponies felt!!