Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 07, 2021

Isn’t there an airlock on the Sirius Cliff could accidentally fall out of?

Sometimes virtual reality is too real.

Someone could break into Cliff’s terminal and change his avatar to ‘wearing a dress’, or put his head on a donkey.

He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces

A polka dot shorts and man, oh, man

Tan shoes with pink shoelaces

And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Maybe if the avatars in virtual reality could wear virtual reality goggles then they may get back to real reality where they would still see Cliff’s underwear…. oh never mind!

Cliff is skinnier in VR, but Pam is much better looking in real life. (wait a sec. Pam isn’t real)

No one cares how you’re dressed from the waist down while you’re on Zoom… Unless you make the mistake of standing up during the business conference or Bible study.

Some things are just hard to unsee

If I ever did a virtual reality meeting I’d use a shot of me when I was in my thirties, dressed in a soccer ref attire. Man, I looked good.

This is a space cartoon in a virtual world, living is an virtual Mars simulation. Having a virtual reality meeting, in a virtual world, with virtual cartoon characters. (clearly we have lost all context with reality.)

i’d meet pam anywhere she wants

Dilbert artist creates the avatars?

I keep a clean pair of not green or not blue scrub pants draped over my computer so I always have them handy for Team meetings.

Pam really seems to be hung up on Cliff.

I think the virtue of virtual reality would be the ability to simulate putting annoying people into virtual jails, blenders; or to alter their appearance to make them resemble the animal, vegetable or mineral they are most acting like. In Cliff’s case, donkey ears and tail would seem right.

My friend bought a kilt to wear during virtual meetings. It’s black and made of leather. I keep telling him it’s a miniskirt but he doesn’t believe me.

With Cliff, be glad he remembered the Underwear.

When you got fancy duds like those, you want to show them off.

Does he change them?