Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2021

Hasn’t he flown on Air Force One yet? Almost everyone who has been President since Eisenhower agrees that’s the best part of being President.

Come in Italy, Croc, if you want to be a politician and own Italians’ monies.

called it.

Perhaps the government would like to purchase all of your guns.

Trump ignored that and ran off with the money. Go for it, Larry.

I predict that the next Pearls president will be Zebra, and a bunch of dimwitted crocs with red baseball caps will try to take over the Capitol Building.

And what could President Larry possibly buy with an armful of the country’s monies?

Any real politician worth his/her salt would know how to get the money by just using a pen or computer.

What’s the point of being president if you can’t help yourself to the country’s money? And get your enemies whacked?

“Untied States” is astute!

Just don’t try getting it from Fort Knox.

That wouldn’t have stopped Rat.

Who would have ever thought that a President would use the U.S. Treasury as his own piggy bank?

For all the years I’ve been reading Pearls, I have never understood how the lady crocs can stand to live with such stupidity.

Hey Mrs Croc are not both of you living in the White House now that Larry is President ? So you are both home ;-)

It seems there doesn’t have to be money in the treasury to spend it.

Larry, buy a golf resort and spend every chance you get there. The money will come pouring in.

Biden should buy a golf resort.

Croc is running the nation? Guess it’s more realistic than I thought.

He should be wearing a blond toupee.

Just call it ‘infrastructure’ and you’re good. Or so it seems.

Dipwad troll, last I knew our troops weren’t still shooting Japanese & German soldiers decades after that war was over, and yet you try to sell that as a factor? Seems to me that war ended almost 80 years ago. I know 80 is a big number for y’all – much bigger than your IQ, but spew your BS deflection and disinformation someplace else. Rumpistan may be your idea of heaven but sane people think getting grifted is for suckers and the hate & fear mongering that Dolt .45 uses to spread his brand of fascism is and always will be nothing but lies based on Goebbels’ The Big Lie propaganda. Even at that, the Bulbous Buttwhistle has such foolish minions that they can’t even come up with remotely plausible lies? You seriously believe comparing a 20 year long active shooting war we just got out of to having bases in countries that have been our allies for well over 70 years is the same thing? You aren’t suggesting we go back into Afghanistan for another 20 years, are you? I think the war industry has made enough money off of a war we should never have even been in and so do most sane folks. Wow, even for you delusional twerps that’s pushing it. Do you really thing that anybody that didn’t grow up in a deep Red state school system doesn’t know about WWII being in the previous century? And that the Afghanistan fiasco was funded initially by Republicans sending the Taliban skids of cash – literally pallets full of currency, with our troops going into Afghanistan in this century? Talk about living in the past…

Larry’s not much but he has more on the ball than the guy we have in there right now.

Politicians not stealing from the American citizens? Since when?

Trump lovers put party before country! They’re so brainwashed they don’t their asses from a hole in the ground!

More crocs!

What a croc of -

To paraphrase a former President: “I am not a croc.”

There is a photo of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and wife Louise Linton being presented with a newly minted sheet of American currency .

No one in the govenment could actually say that and mean it.

I love this

Yikes. I worry for Zebra… unless Larry does resign.

Oh, there’s definite money to be made. Harry Truman was the last “poor” president. Barak Obama started with nothing and is worth over $70,000,000. Career Politician Biden’s worth is $8,000,000 but he has only been President for 8 months. Stay in there, you’ll get the money…..

Is he wearing a tie and no pants? What is the Presidency coming to?

Don’t give up Larry. There are plenty of other things you can’t do.

Lol, if ONLY Repubs knew that…

There are no “armfuls of monies,” just a pile of IOUs left by congress.

My Favorite Larry strip below. I taped it to my HP printer for many years. Now I have a black and white brother laser thanks to Larry. “Curse you Evil Hooolit Packurd.” https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2009/01/25?ct=v&cti=2300578

He thinks his $200,000 a year job is not enough money. Damn..

Apparently, a concept poorly understood by the government of Illinois…

I would even take Larry over Trump. Or a yard slug, for that matter.

So, when did “It’s not your money” ever stop any one of them from taking it ? Huh ? Huh?

Love the red power tie

Aight people so heres the problem with this discussion about the middle east that has been raging on for a few weeks 1. No american should have been left behind in the evacuation nor any equipment or really anything 2. Trump and Biden both are not the best President and never will be so stop saying “hE dID ThiS” both are not really president Material 3. Trump Handled Covid pretty well after the first month and kept trying to get a Vaccine out ASAP and when they were out he slacked a little and we only got 600k for ordering them late (Thats on him) 4. The 1918 Influenza Outbreak started in American Military camps and spread like wildfire the Gov didnt recognize it was there until President Wilson got sick and Missed the Peace Conference in Versalles when he had a stroke related to the Disease and how he sent thousends of troops Infected in Transport ships spreading the Influenza to during the war and giving it to half our troops via close contact with Foriegn powers on the Battlefield transport ships even if we had a vaccine in 1918 for the Influenza the Gov would not have passed it out until mid 1919 as thats when the Gov stepped in to help Hospitals overrun with the Influenza

“You have to get your money by taking advantage of insider stock tips like every other elected official”

Ha ha, got to love Larry

The fact that the money belongs to the country didn’t stop a lot of other politicians!

The Taliban is having a big sale of U.S. military stuff

The President gets $250 k for salary & cooks to prepare his meal. He could request Zeeba steaks every day

Wait, leave him in the White House. Before he became president, wouldn’t he have said prezeedent. Being in the Oval Office is actually making Larry smart.

If he wants armful of monies, he needs to become Secretary of State, and sell favors to anyone who writes a big, fat check to the Larry Foundation. Worked for Hillary.

Did no one notice that Larry said that he is the President of the UNTIED States?

Don’t let the Treasury Righteous Dude scare you off, Larry! Almost every president dips into the public purse in one way or another to fund his pet goals….