Can't get a date? Just try being honest! I've got a gun in my pocket.
“So you’re not just glad to see me?”
“And I will cap your ass if you don’t buy me a drink.”
“Why can’t I find women’s pants that are affordable, stylish, and have pockets big enough to carry a .38 S+W?
….and I hope you’re happy to see me."
His reply might well be “I’ve got a ‘gun’ in mine, too, if you catch my drift.”
Would you like to play host at the Range and teach me to shoot?
Rats! I thought hir was just happy to see me.
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Algolei I over 3 years ago
“So you’re not just glad to see me?”
Ida No over 3 years ago
“And I will cap your ass if you don’t buy me a drink.”
Differentname over 3 years ago
“Why can’t I find women’s pants that are affordable, stylish, and have pockets big enough to carry a .38 S+W?
gawaintheknight over 3 years ago
….and I hope you’re happy to see me."
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
cor_en_fa over 3 years ago
His reply might well be “I’ve got a ‘gun’ in mine, too, if you catch my drift.”
95 over 3 years ago
Would you like to play host at the Range and teach me to shoot?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Rats! I thought hir was just happy to see me.