Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 06, 2021

I always tell my cat, dog and grandbaby that we all potty differently.

I do ask my dog to hurry up and do her business, but that’s when I take her out around midnight.

That’s an oddly designed bathroom…

“Come out, Mister Doody…”

Payback’s a b….!

What, no leash?

“Go on. You can do it. Good boy.”

Now, put the seat down. Good Boy!!

That’s funny. A talking dog.

As I tell my dog, “Why are you sniffing that? You’re the only one around here who poops in the yard.”

Go away! I can’t do my business when someone’s watching and or. ((((((( GASP))))))), LISTENING!

Hurry up and get off that thing, I’m thirsty

Take a dump for daddy! (Me talking to my Corgi)

“GOOD god man, what did you eat? I smelled it all the way down the hall.”

Why does the room look like an office with a toilet in it???

Turn about is fair play…

How do you like having someone stand there and stare at you when you’re trying to relieve yourself?

There’s a desk and a filing cabinet in the bathroom?!? #WorkingFromHome

Wow pay backs really are a bitch.