That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 01, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Grandpa finally got to framing that painting of the first date with grandma.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Back in the day when clearing your browser history meant painting it over.

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    Solstice*1947  about 3 years ago

    February 2, 2054: Steve Melcher, shown thinking of a “That is Priceless” caption for a work, at long last, not painted by Charles Spencelayh.

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    rmremail  about 3 years ago

    How to tell is a painting is art, or if it is porn: did it come in a plain brown wrapper?

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    rmremail  about 3 years ago

    Grandpa, reminiscing about the good old days, when he had a libido.

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    ronaldspence  about 3 years ago

    Original “Only Fans” content provider…

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    Solstice*1947  about 3 years ago

    Phillip sat in his robe, (very dapper), / having cut off the frame’s plain brown wrapper. / He leered, (nearly addicted), / at the model depicted / in the nude, (she’s why he’s now a fapper.)

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    Jayalexander  about 3 years ago

    As he unwrapped his “Broad of the Month Club” delivery Glenn Hefner hoped his son Hugh would hurry and make this clicker work. “I’m not gettin’ any younger boy – and bring some of them pills ya’ got”.

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    Kwen  about 3 years ago

    Coach-mail shipping Onlyfans early years used to be much more suspenseful

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    This artwork speaks to him: FaceTime for the elderly!

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    pcolli  about 3 years ago

    Before Playboy….

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    Buzzworld  about 3 years ago

    Self portrait of Charles Spencelayh, admiring a painting by Charles Spencelayh.

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    Porn has always been a thing.

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    jdculhane46  about 3 years ago

    Just arrived in a plain brown wrapper

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    grandad could hardly wait for the sports illustrated swimsuit painting to come out every year…

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    Ubintold  about 3 years ago

    Trying to figure out how to centerfold that painting.

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    Reader  about 3 years ago

    Melcher tossed this one out as a softball for comments — without even taking the easy, obvious route himself!

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    Reader  about 3 years ago

    Sending his daughter an unhappy text about his granddaughter’s senior photo.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    As the Amazon truck pulled away/ Ezekiel sat in dismay/ a downhearted dude/ who’d received the wrong nude/ for Ezekiel, sadly, is gay./// But it’s not an unalloyed shame/ for Zeke is remarkably game/ the affair will conclude/ when he throws out the nude/ but keeps that spectacular frame!/// Ezekiel swiftly replaced/ (though not with unseemly haste)/ that cheap Spencelayh/ with a with a work by Monet/- a display of impeccable taste !

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    Longplay Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’s not changing the channel, he pushing the pause button.

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    BUSTED! The “Grandpa Flasher” just back from the park.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “I can’t believe this guy’s paying me, just to sit here and stare at this picture!”

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    Arsby Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I was going to thank Solstice for his lovely limerick with another one, but I can’t think of anything that rhymes with solstice.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Putting my nephew through Art School has finally paid off.”

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    Raging Moderate  about 3 years ago

    why would anyone change the channel on a Renoir?

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    Another Take  about 3 years ago

    Grandpa sat thinking that he couldn’t possibly hang that in the same room that held his blue-bound Hardy Boys collection.

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    wincoach Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Every time grandpa questioned why he married grandma he would just give a gander at her 20 years old portrait.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 3 years ago

    “I know what all the parts are, but danged if I can remember what to do with ’em.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A Dear Lot: This roughly 9×7 inch, oil on panel, remarkably detailed (shipping labels on floor, newspaper on corner chair, outside reflection on bookcase glass door, etc., on this smaller than letter size) painting, inscribed with 

    SPENCELAYH. 

    at its lower left, is privately owned. It was auctioned by Christie’s (London) for £59,750 on November 22, 2004 (I’ll let you adjust for inflation, convert £ to $, etc.), under a slightly different title. 

    The artist also inscribed it 

    Charles Spencelayh R.M.S. 19, Queen’s Road. West Didsbury Manchester. Title “A Dear Lot” No 4. 

    on an old label on the back; so, I’m using the title that artist gave it.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2783.html 

    So far, 5 works by this artist have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/08/31?comments=visible 

    has the prior, and my 

    http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2778.html 

    comment has the artist info that I used to point to here. Due to copyright issues (the artist died in 1958 and the painting’s date is unknown), once again, I can’t use Wikimedia Commons for this painting.

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    Linguist  about 3 years ago

    Charlie ponders whether he should call Amazon and tell them he’d ordered a landscape, or say nothing and keep the nude.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Where is the damn zoom button on this remote.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ahhh, she never looked better. What a broad!

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    Doing a little PhotoShop work on the touchscreen.

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Back in the olde days:

    1) You received your That Is Priceless picture in the mail.

    2) You sent your caption to everybody on the Commentors list.

    3) You waited a few days to received the other comments in the mail.

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    Calvins Brother  about 3 years ago

    “That’s one fine mama.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    Let us pity the poor old fapper/ for although he’s now rid of the wrapper/ he’s learned to his shame/ that because of its frame/ he can’t squeeze it into the crapper…

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    anomaly  about 3 years ago

    Grandpa enjoying an internet popup ad.

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Stevie got the wrong panting, he was suppose to get his "picture of Dorian grey, but got a naked woman, all in all it wasn’t so bad. he got younger but his dick fell off.

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    julianhoward Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ah, he got his monthly issue of ‘Art Gallery’ magazine.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He was so proud of fixing the chair leg, that he would tell everybody about it; even if it was just a painting.

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    GoComicsGo!  about 3 years ago

    ((“Damn… I used to…”))

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    Solstice*1947  about 3 years ago

    Struggling with senility, and forgetting that he was in his own parlor, Theo opened his pocket knife and prepared to cut the intriguing painting out of its gilded frame. (It had just been reframed and mailed back to him after his last attempted caper.)

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    It will be with considerable relief/ that we read he’s retired as a thief./ He’s too long in the tooth/ for the work of his youth/ he must stop before coming to grief….

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