Phillip sat in his robe, (very dapper), / having cut off the frame’s plain brown wrapper. / He leered, (nearly addicted), / at the model depicted / in the nude, (she’s why he’s now a fapper.)
As he unwrapped his “Broad of the Month Club” delivery Glenn Hefner hoped his son Hugh would hurry and make this clicker work. “I’m not gettin’ any younger boy – and bring some of them pills ya’ got”.
As the Amazon truck pulled away/ Ezekiel sat in dismay/ a downhearted dude/ who’d received the wrong nude/ for Ezekiel, sadly, is gay./// But it’s not an unalloyed shame/ for Zeke is remarkably game/ the affair will conclude/ when he throws out the nude/ but keeps that spectacular frame!/// Ezekiel swiftly replaced/ (though not with unseemly haste)/ that cheap Spencelayh/ with a with a work by Monet/- a display of impeccable taste !
A Dear Lot: This roughly 9×7 inch, oil on panel, remarkably detailed (shipping labels on floor, newspaper on corner chair, outside reflection on bookcase glass door, etc., on this smaller than letter size) painting, inscribed with
SPENCELAYH.
at its lower left, is privately owned. It was auctioned by Christie’s (London) for £59,750 on November 22, 2004 (I’ll let you adjust for inflation, convert £ to $, etc.), under a slightly different title.
The artist also inscribed it
Charles Spencelayh R.M.S. 19, Queen’s Road. West Didsbury Manchester. Title “A Dear Lot” No 4.
on an old label on the back; so, I’m using the title that artist gave it.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
comment has the artist info that I used to point to here. Due to copyright issues (the artist died in 1958 and the painting’s date is unknown), once again, I can’t use Wikimedia Commons for this painting.
Let us pity the poor old fapper/ for although he’s now rid of the wrapper/ he’s learned to his shame/ that because of its frame/ he can’t squeeze it into the crapper…
Stevie got the wrong panting, he was suppose to get his "picture of Dorian grey, but got a naked woman, all in all it wasn’t so bad. he got younger but his dick fell off.
Struggling with senility, and forgetting that he was in his own parlor, Theo opened his pocket knife and prepared to cut the intriguing painting out of its gilded frame. (It had just been reframed and mailed back to him after his last attempted caper.)
It will be with considerable relief/ that we read he’s retired as a thief./ He’s too long in the tooth/ for the work of his youth/ he must stop before coming to grief….
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
Grandpa finally got to framing that painting of the first date with grandma.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Back in the day when clearing your browser history meant painting it over.
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
February 2, 2054: Steve Melcher, shown thinking of a “That is Priceless” caption for a work, at long last, not painted by Charles Spencelayh.
rmremail about 3 years ago
How to tell is a painting is art, or if it is porn: did it come in a plain brown wrapper?
rmremail about 3 years ago
Grandpa, reminiscing about the good old days, when he had a libido.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Original “Only Fans” content provider…
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
Phillip sat in his robe, (very dapper), / having cut off the frame’s plain brown wrapper. / He leered, (nearly addicted), / at the model depicted / in the nude, (she’s why he’s now a fapper.)
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
As he unwrapped his “Broad of the Month Club” delivery Glenn Hefner hoped his son Hugh would hurry and make this clicker work. “I’m not gettin’ any younger boy – and bring some of them pills ya’ got”.
Kwen about 3 years ago
Coach-mail shipping Onlyfans early years used to be much more suspenseful
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
This artwork speaks to him: FaceTime for the elderly!
pcolli about 3 years ago
Before Playboy….
Buzzworld about 3 years ago
Self portrait of Charles Spencelayh, admiring a painting by Charles Spencelayh.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Porn has always been a thing.
jdculhane46 about 3 years ago
Just arrived in a plain brown wrapper
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
grandad could hardly wait for the sports illustrated swimsuit painting to come out every year…
Ubintold about 3 years ago
Trying to figure out how to centerfold that painting.
Reader about 3 years ago
Melcher tossed this one out as a softball for comments — without even taking the easy, obvious route himself!
Reader about 3 years ago
Sending his daughter an unhappy text about his granddaughter’s senior photo.
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
As the Amazon truck pulled away/ Ezekiel sat in dismay/ a downhearted dude/ who’d received the wrong nude/ for Ezekiel, sadly, is gay./// But it’s not an unalloyed shame/ for Zeke is remarkably game/ the affair will conclude/ when he throws out the nude/ but keeps that spectacular frame!/// Ezekiel swiftly replaced/ (though not with unseemly haste)/ that cheap Spencelayh/ with a with a work by Monet/- a display of impeccable taste !
Longplay Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’s not changing the channel, he pushing the pause button.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
BUSTED! The “Grandpa Flasher” just back from the park.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago
“I can’t believe this guy’s paying me, just to sit here and stare at this picture!”
Arsby Premium Member about 3 years ago
I was going to thank Solstice for his lovely limerick with another one, but I can’t think of anything that rhymes with solstice.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Putting my nephew through Art School has finally paid off.”
Raging Moderate about 3 years ago
why would anyone change the channel on a Renoir?
Another Take about 3 years ago
Grandpa sat thinking that he couldn’t possibly hang that in the same room that held his blue-bound Hardy Boys collection.
wincoach Premium Member about 3 years ago
Every time grandpa questioned why he married grandma he would just give a gander at her 20 years old portrait.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 3 years ago
“I know what all the parts are, but danged if I can remember what to do with ’em.”
mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago
A Dear Lot: This roughly 9×7 inch, oil on panel, remarkably detailed (shipping labels on floor, newspaper on corner chair, outside reflection on bookcase glass door, etc., on this smaller than letter size) painting, inscribed with
SPENCELAYH.
at its lower left, is privately owned. It was auctioned by Christie’s (London) for £59,750 on November 22, 2004 (I’ll let you adjust for inflation, convert £ to $, etc.), under a slightly different title.
The artist also inscribed it
Charles Spencelayh R.M.S. 19, Queen’s Road. West Didsbury Manchester. Title “A Dear Lot” No 4.
on an old label on the back; so, I’m using the title that artist gave it.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2783.html
So far, 5 works by this artist have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/08/31?comments=visible
has the prior, and my
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2778.html
comment has the artist info that I used to point to here. Due to copyright issues (the artist died in 1958 and the painting’s date is unknown), once again, I can’t use Wikimedia Commons for this painting.
Linguist about 3 years ago
Charlie ponders whether he should call Amazon and tell them he’d ordered a landscape, or say nothing and keep the nude.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 3 years ago
Where is the damn zoom button on this remote.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ahhh, she never looked better. What a broad!
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
Doing a little PhotoShop work on the touchscreen.
Bilan about 3 years ago
Back in the olde days:
1) You received your That Is Priceless picture in the mail.
2) You sent your caption to everybody on the Commentors list.
3) You waited a few days to received the other comments in the mail.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
“That’s one fine mama.”
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Let us pity the poor old fapper/ for although he’s now rid of the wrapper/ he’s learned to his shame/ that because of its frame/ he can’t squeeze it into the crapper…
anomaly about 3 years ago
Grandpa enjoying an internet popup ad.
d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago
Stevie got the wrong panting, he was suppose to get his "picture of Dorian grey, but got a naked woman, all in all it wasn’t so bad. he got younger but his dick fell off.
julianhoward Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ah, he got his monthly issue of ‘Art Gallery’ magazine.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
He was so proud of fixing the chair leg, that he would tell everybody about it; even if it was just a painting.
GoComicsGo! about 3 years ago
((“Damn… I used to…”))
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
Struggling with senility, and forgetting that he was in his own parlor, Theo opened his pocket knife and prepared to cut the intriguing painting out of its gilded frame. (It had just been reframed and mailed back to him after his last attempted caper.)
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
It will be with considerable relief/ that we read he’s retired as a thief./ He’s too long in the tooth/ for the work of his youth/ he must stop before coming to grief….