Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 13, 2021

The “resort fees” in Vegas are like $35 a night now. Ten years ago I could get a room for $40 on a weekday. The Vegas R.U. Sirius fee.

I thought they were a top secret space agency….

What I’ve ran across is the observation that the most unrealistic aspect of the majority of space sf is how spacious the ships/ vessels are portrayed.

Someone sent up us the bomb.

Maybe he wants bath bombs.

Cliff, make sure the TV in that room plays nothing but “Ishtar”. That’s a big enough bomb for anyone.

At least he didn’t rent out Brewster’s room. Yet.

… and can you supply me with guns and helicopters?

Be careful, Brewster, or he’ll give you a bad review.

“A BUH??!!”

“No, not a BUH. A BOMB.”

Your brochure mentioned free breakfast. Will there be toast?

Space tourism will be fun. You can watches for real all those aliens swooping down and making crop circles on earth.

All your base are belong to us

I’m sure security is tighter than a frog’s, uh, never mind.

Spacebnb?

Cliff installed hidden cameras in the rooms. Not that that really happens at vacation rentals or anything…..

Send Pam in to see him, she’s got a short fuse…

It costs $10,000 to put a pound of payload in Earth orbit. So we need to charge (How Much?) for 3 days 2 nights cruise in orbit. Really how much is that my calculator broke.

Cliff does not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color, gender, specie or status as a hostile presence.

Now, that’s celebrating diversity!

Cliff thinks with his stomach, not with his head.

“Someone set us up the bomb”

As long as he isn’t suicidal, you are probably okay.

Yes, send him a bomb, set to go off however many seconds it takes for the deliverer to escape the blast radius.

at least, you’ll know where he is

So, how is business at Zero G B&B?

I guess the Mars simulation on earth is suddenly over as fast as it started. At least that is not as weird as Monty cartoons, where Monty will suddenly totally switch his career, or be in jail, and then seem to return to a life that never seems to require a real job. That is almost as crazy as my life!

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” Sun-tzu

It’s about to be “a room with a fuse”.

We did send up a bomb before you even requested it. Guess where it is hiding before midnight and you might be able to diffuse it!