Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 14, 2021

So, will you scarf the scarf?

I can remember how much fun I had doing such things. When I really got into it, such play could keep me occupied for hours, which I’m sure my mother was grateful for.

I hope the scarf isn’t too stringy.

OMC! Are those Tribbles?

For children, their fur brothers and sisters are the best customers.

Very funny, Puck!

I think I see headphones, mittens, “jax,” a Rubic’s cube, and Tribbles. I love Puck’s fishy bib!

Mmmmmm! I want a rubik’s cube hor d’oeuvre! ʕ✿ᵔﻌ•̀ʔ♡

Oooh! Tribbles with a topping of Candied Rubik’s Cube! I’ll have that, please!

Will the scarf help you fly? =D [/Journey game]

Puck is such an enthusiastic playmate!

So, Puck’s so hungry he’s scarving?

Sitting thru Nicholas, now a hurricanes. Lights flickered a few times. We took care of the outside of the house and topped off our supplies earlier today. Should be ok and it is supposed to be done here by the afternoon.

Dorsey Bell and Cat Ranger, you doing Ok?

To paraphrase Montgomery Scott, there’s been no Tribble at all.

I see a Rubik’s cube is one of the menu offerings. I wonder if this was a donation from The Man to get the restaurant off and running. I had one in high school, never could solve it or its cousin the “Alexander’s Star” which came out shortly after Rubik’s did.

Anyhow, I love the imagination of the kids! Its a great learning experience and lets The Woman relax as she is probably still nursing that sore knee! I wonder if BCN will do a full review and give it 5 stars???

Pucky excited tail!

Happy Pucky means Happy Jungle Empress. I needed that. ❤

It all looks so good. I’m just going to take a little taste of everything.

Be careful and don’t get scarf sauce on your shirt, Puck.

Girl: “Come on, come on, come on – don’t give me that. Come on, let’s go, let’s go, we gotta have turnover! You want a scarfburger? Everybody got a scarfburger, you want a scarfburger? Come on – scarfburger?”

Puck: I’ll have a scarfburger then."

Girl: “And what to drink?”

Puck: “Tuna water.”

Girl: “No tuna water – Pepsi.”

Puck: “Alright. Pepsi.”

Will he scarf it down?

Puck just can’t waits to… Drats. I is too late. That pun is already done.

Restaurant review : There are inescapable indications that the food here is incredibly inedible.

I think Puck will be wearing that scarf with flair.

What’s for dessert?

Rubik’s cube ice cream. If you waits a while, you will get its solution.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Beatrixia: How did you decide to become a chef, Thomios?

Thomios: Well, I’ve always been fascinated with food. When a chance for an apprenticeship opened up at the palace, I was honored to be selected.

Reminiscing

Royal Chef, Tabbouleh: Thomios, welcome to the royal kitchen. Here you will learn to prepare meals for His Majesty, Omari-Kat.

Thomios: I will do my best to learn be a good chef, sir.

Tabbouleh: You will do better than your best. I can tell already you have the makings of a great chef. First, I want you to make these ground chickpeas into patties for frying.

Thomios: What will they become, sir?

Tabbouleh: They will become a fabulous delicacy for the fall feast known as falafel.

Finishing reminiscing

Thomios: And that’s how it all began. Eventually Tabbouleh retired to Florida when His Majesty did. He currently runs Fabulous Florida Falafel to this day.

I knew I should have ordered the Tasting Menu like Puck.

A scarf for dinner? Here I can only add the magical words of wisdom by Weird Al Yankovic: “So eat it, just eat it”

did some one order Rubik’s Cube steak?

Scarves are great…but hard to find when they’re not in season.

Plenty of fiber on the menu today!

Aww, look at that beatific little face!….

Headphones, mittens, balls and jacks, Rubik’’s cube, and colorful fuzzy somethings. Salt and pepper to season. And that scarf being scarfed up by Puck.

Just what i image… :)

What could ruin this cute moment, or should I say who?

I’ll have the Rubik’s cube with chocolate sauce.

Wait, they’re serving TRIBBLES??

Scarf the scarf?

OT:

Have a scarf before you starve! Now try the new taste called “Fruit of the Loom”!

Scarf’s six foot, seven foot, eight foot, lunch!

A Rubik’s cube! Medium-rare, just like Mom used to make!

That Rubik’s Cube looks delish! Ooh! Is that a hint of parsley and salt on top?

I would have went with the jaxs (I’m old school)

OT: House watch

Looking forward to the BCN restaurant review! Which reporter has that beat?

My cats would order starters of tissue paper and some fingernails, followed by an entrée of rubber bands and twisty ties.

Praying for safety for all in Nicholas’ path.

Pucky’s happy face!

A big bowl of spaghetto! I found out today that it’s the singular word for ‘spaghetti’.

O.T. the wayward shepherd’s crook

PLEASE NOTE Here’s a reminder for all Orbsters who are able to get a flu shot to do so. It takes a couple of weeks to be fully effective. I got mine today, so I’ll be covered by October 1, the beginning of flu season. I know we’re all caught up in the Covid vax, and now the boosters, but don’t forget about “good” old-fashioned flu, which is miserable at best and can also be deadly under certain circumstances. And don’t forget about the pneumonia vax if you’re of an eligible age. We’ve made it so far, let’s keep our guard up against as many nasties as possible!

I preferred the Shmoos to the Tribbles. They would jump right into the frying pan for you.

Is that Pucky’s bib from Wet Food Wednesday?

Play it cool, play it cool.

No thanks. Scarves are much too rich. Do you hav anything in the way of play-do spaghetii?

OT: House update, & other news

…he got outbid…BOO HISS! We don’t know by how much, but the place had only been on the market since Friday! That’s the crazy market for ya.

Sis says he was excited, but now he’s discouraged, poor guy. Oh well, maybe he’ll get lucky next time…

In other news:

R has finally found a neurosurgeon who will take his insurance, so he has an apointment in a couple of weeks. His glasses are definitely helping ease his headaches, but his head still hurts & of course, so does his back…

And last but not least:

2 NEW PREGGO FERAL MOMCATS have just arrived at TinyKittens! They’re best friends, so they’re spending a lot of time snuggled up together:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOwC0CbtJSs

Both have type B blood, so their kittens will need to be tested & possibly isolated & bottle-fed for 24 hours so antibodies from their mamas’ milk won’t kill them. Stay tuned…

There is a brand of play food that stands out from the rest. As a grandparent I have relatively recent experience in that market space. The initials of the company are M and D.

Years ago, when a kid was sent to their room it was a punishment. NOW kids WANT to be sent to their rooms!

The Girl looks so proud of her handiwork =)

The Tribbles are a nice touch.

You don’t like fish? (Poisson)