The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 16, 2021

That sucks!

Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels

Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Pacifier

Look out, you might attract Captain Kidd and that would suck!

Everyone needs a good binky from time to time!

It’s not as common as St Elmo’s squall.

it’ll be a teet squeeze but if we steer between the Channel Islands we’ll make it. I hear the sea rise there is greater than anywhere on the planet.

“We can navigate this baby through this” !

“So long, sucker!”

Nuk Nuk Nuk…

I hope it’s not a recti-fier…

How is that possible? They were never in the Pacific Ocean.

Well, THIS sucks!

Better than St. Elmo’s Fire?

An electrifying revelation

YOU FOOLS…that’s the ocean plug, not it’s gonna empty down the drain.

Hopefully it calmed them down.

To keep babies from disturbing them while they were working out their rules, the settlers gave them Mayflower Compacifiers.

They were in the teething of a terrible storm.

Elmo the Muppet was a Saint?

Strangely, the whole crew was silent during the occurrence for once…

Isn’t the weather phenomenon called “St. Elmo’s fire?” And how would that then turn into “St. Elmo’s pacifier?” I know I’m missing something here. Oh, wait, I just figured it out. “Fire” and “paci-FIER.” Too much of a stretch even for Plasticman, methinks. In any case, what’s it got to do with the Mayflower?

And they barely survived when a giant sea creature baby leapt out of the water trying to wrap it’s gaping maw around it

Thor’s baby with Natalie Portman on board.

The Mayflower didn’t set sail until September of 1620

Uh-Oh, look out for baby Kraken.

at last, a comic for dummies…