Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 14, 2021

But your insurance will only pay to have your windows washed

Call a proctologist.

Ralph’s comment is subtle genius.

Is that Dr. House?

Their nosy neighbors heard about this right away.

They were eavesdropping.

Clogged Gutters? ♫ "Call Roto-roofer – so they shout …

… and away go troubles down the spout. Roto-roofer. "

And, you also have shingles…

We’re referring you to Ed Crankshaft.

We need to install filters, but your case has been shuttered. And you’re also having a problem with stones.

So there are Doctors that still make house calls.

… not to mention your downspout AND pipes …!

Angioplasty with a garden hose.

’Have gutter covers but they still fill with shingle sand and stone quarry dust, but no longer ash tree seeds.

Wow. A house call.