Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 12, 2021

It would smell better with chocolate snail-trails.

Frankly I think it’s nuts.

God forbid it’s salted.

Instead of a peanut – stale in a peanut shell,

… we have a peanut snail with a peanut shell?

Idk, I hear he’s nuts ….

Where’s his cane and top hat? (And monocle?)

The creature from the brown legume.

The poor guy was assaulted.

Must be a male?

Like a weinermobile only much smaller and much much slower.

But…my young-uns are strangely allergic to him…

Just a crossover from the Peanuts strip.

Its cost was chicken feed!

He won’t arrive in a Jiffy.

This year’s fashion look: escargot shorts.

Maybe it is a reincarnate of Bernie Madoff with a new shell game!

Hey, what happened to Mr. Peanut?

Hope that wasn’t from a bag of SALTED peanuts. “I’M MELTING!”

These comments are moving along at a snail’s pace and that’s driving me nuts.

he looks like a real goober…

Pray it’s not a salted peanut.