Sounds like something my church would do. I’m an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius™. We worship at the feet of and burn incense in the navel of the Cosmic Salesman JR “Bob” Dobbs.
We even fry him lightly and stew him slowly in a closed container. Yes, we BRAISE “BOB”!!
Substitute teachers deserve extra pay. Hazardous duty or something like that. Especially junior high kids…old enough to be a lot of trouble and young enough to have very little self control.
Amateur! During one particular substitute visit during my high school years, I actually distracted the poor sub while stealthily sliding the tests into the trash can. But – Karma exacted its revenge when I became a teacher and then a substitute in later years!
I used to freak out my mother by playing the hymns on our home piano in the minor key! I thought it was quite funny… too bad I couldn’t have tried it in church.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
THAT kind of thinking might even get me into a church from time to time. But probably not.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
Inna Gadda da Vida?
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Somebody better decide what hymn they’re all going to sing, or everyone will sing different ones.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
On three we all drop our hymnbooks. 1..2…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
. . . and sing it in Hebrew.”
eromlig over 3 years ago
When we had a substitute band director in high school, we’d often switch instruments…
Gent over 3 years ago
Mass trolling, eh.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
Sounds like something my church would do. I’m an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius™. We worship at the feet of and burn incense in the navel of the Cosmic Salesman JR “Bob” Dobbs.
We even fry him lightly and stew him slowly in a closed container. Yes, we BRAISE “BOB”!!
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Pretend you’ve forgotten the words and hum your hymn.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Some never grow up
khmo over 3 years ago
Tic Tok
kartis over 3 years ago
You rebels, you.
ekw555 over 3 years ago
He’s that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.
Nougat over 3 years ago
That’ll get you sent to the time out corner, George
TexTech over 3 years ago
Wow, a middle school church.
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Substitute teachers deserve extra pay. Hazardous duty or something like that. Especially junior high kids…old enough to be a lot of trouble and young enough to have very little self control.
garcoa over 3 years ago
I hope the organist (or pianist) is in on the joke too.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
How great Thou art, how great Thou art.
Trina Talma Premium Member over 3 years ago
You can slap a “2021” on there, but this is a rerun.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Amateur! During one particular substitute visit during my high school years, I actually distracted the poor sub while stealthily sliding the tests into the trash can. But – Karma exacted its revenge when I became a teacher and then a substitute in later years!
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Prawnclaw over 3 years ago
Here, our locum doctors are much better than the resident ones, much better!
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
I used to freak out my mother by playing the hymns on our home piano in the minor key! I thought it was quite funny… too bad I couldn’t have tried it in church.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
“The kids would all sing; he would sing the wrong key…”