The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 23, 2021

She has on her Boston Red Sox…very nice!

Aint she a real pissah!

when i was a child and teenager living with my parents,i lived next door to a woman named molitor.she was very mean and nasty.even towards children! i thought she was the wicked witch of the northeast.one time she accused my mom of poisoning her cat! my mom is a very sweet and caring person.

My cousin from Boston?

Not only is she a Bosox, she’s out in left field … way out.

You know what they say about Northeast winters. “Colder than a tiches whit”.

Oz-some!

The yellow brick road leads to Fenway Pahk.

Pepperidge Fahms remembers.

Hey! Watch it, bub!

Or there’ll be trouble…..

toil and brew,

And when I’m done,

Eh eh eh eh

Love it!

She´s a Geordie? or a Monkey Hanger?

NOw that’s a TRULY scary accent!

Dahrathy (why is there an “r” in there) doesn’t follow the Yellow Brick Road in Boston. She follows the Freedom Trail (the Red Brick Road).

Insert Khakis joke here…

“Yeah, I got these socks from the same guy that made Bernie’s mittens”.

Hey, what about the Wicked Witch of the Midwest, doncha know?

You do realize why there is not a Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest?

Red Sox Witches Be Loco! (…And They SUX!! YANKEES FOREVER!!)

Should be Dawrathy.

I knew those crackhead pilgrims didn’t get all of them!!

Took me a second… Ruby Slippers vs The Red Sox

Wicked witch of the nah-eastah.