Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 24, 2021

Have you ever noticed that you could be out all day and no problems, but as soon as you get your key in the front door lock you can’t get to the bathroom fast enough.

TMI here!

I go whenever!

As one ages, one gets to know the locations of any nearby jakes while shopping, just in case. Same for planning long distance travel. You gotta plan your start, your destination, and the stops on the way.

This one made me laugh but I gotta say Mrs. Olsen’s comment is embarrassingly familiar to lots of us.

They lost me with carrying around a liter of body temperature coffee for any amount of time. BLAAAH!!

Camelbak dot com

You could attach it to the other end and fill it up over the course of the day.

That’s where the catheter comes in.

Flush. Seriuosly! Get it in the app store.

Depend® .

Caffeine is a diuretic!

Has to be insulated. Few things taste worse than cold coffee.

No. I only put solid and liquid water into my hydration bag. And some Nuun tablets. Anything else makes it difficult to clean out.

Yup, of course the local eight year olds have intimate knowledge of trail-running gear. Of course.

She needs the “Motorman’s Helper.”

She could use two of them. But just be sure she doesn’t get them mixed up.

P = J * G-cubed,Where J = The number of minutes since you just left someplace,G = The number of minutes until you get where you’re going, and P = How badly you need to.