Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 23, 2021

So she is claiming to be from Yakistonia?

Phoebe sure does weird with style.

It’s just north of Switzerland and west of Spain.

“I come from a land Down Under”

I’m more and more sure that Dakota has already recognised her.

Glory to Arstotska!

It isn’t that weird. There’s an old goblin expression: “Weirdness is relative,” or “BLART!”

Of course Dakota will understand. Everything is about the “new normal” these days!

I guess so…I dunno.

Fredonia? Moronika?

Your 20 minutes are almost up.

You know, at this point, I am actually half-expecting her to successfully pull this off, somehow.

It doesn’t look like Dakota is convinced enough to cough up the info.

Seems as if Dakota would recognize Phoebe’s voice.

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

The Kangaroo State.

She’s going to go through a lot of trouble only to wind up getting her feelings hurt.

“gimme a specific time and place,” she says

3:33, at the dance party, OBVY