Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 27, 2021

“Not tonight — I have a virtual headache!”

Zoom…. that was quick !

Ask your twin.

Did you need to use the refresh key?

So, Zoom Sex does cause amnesia!

Where was he during their last session? a LaLa land? LOL

he must’ve spent the whole time trying to zoom in…

ka-oops

Ah, the digital society; maybe he’s more of a MicroSoft Teams kinda guy.

The darned pandemic has give rise to a whole generation of zoombies.

Nice try? She’s history….or should be.

“Oh, right, that wasn’t you…”

Zoom….where was I?

Is it because the real hot dog was not bun sized nor fun sized? Cocktail size sausage perhaps?

Uh-oh.. she’s got so many guys, she’ll have to tag them for migratory purposes ;)

Wrong numbers will do that for you.

I didn’t know you could Zoom by yourself.

I guess she knows her own body very well and has a strong exhibitionist philia. Someone should tell her about OnlyFans. As far as he goes, I guess the experience was totally underwhelming.

Zoom is your relationship speeding out of your life

Oh. Ooops!

Apparently Zoom has replaced phone sex. My, how quickly technology advances…