Strange Brew by John Deering for September 27, 2021

And help me find the spoon while you’re at it.

I always knew that there was more to that story.

(snort)

Maybe it was the cat fiddling that did it.

All that green cheese is going to ruin the milk.

and now you know…the rest of the story

[The cow soon lands, grinning wildly]: “AGAIN!”

I picture the cow giving the “Goofy” scream: “Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!!!”

Udderly ridiculous, though she does look over the moo-n!

She better get a little more altitude and quickly otherwise she will be scraping her “milk nozzles” on the moon’s point!

She’s just doing her famous cow exercise……

A smart man always remembers to hey diddle diddle with warm hands.

She didn’t really jump over the moon, it just looks like she did.

And here I thought all the humor had long since been milked from this old and familiar nursery rhyme. But this is fresh, original and made me laugh — a keeper!