Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 28, 2021

Gary, introduce him to Leo.

Like a bat out of Hell he’ll be gone when the morning comes

Just the type of subject Leo is looking for!!!

He must be batty if he doesn’t believe Gary!

Na na na na na na na na na BatVamp!

“I really mean it when I say get a life”

Oy!

Ha! There’s an entire generation of youngsters who believe vampires, dragons, etc. are real but will tell you Jesus is a fictional character from a story book :P

“Oh, there’s the Nights of The Square Table; we meet every Tuesday evening.”

Definitely LARPing an energy vampire.

Gary could use a Familiar. Sign him up and call him Guillermo.

A clueless, self-absorbed millennial? I didn’t know they existed!

Why, yes, it is a costume. You should meet our other player, Leopold. He’d just love to play with you.

(sotto voce) …like a cat…

Finally, a transformation. I’ve been waiting a long time for this.

A made-up mind is a stubborn thing.

I can see a funny storyline where Leopold is down in his lab trying to torture this guy, but the guy just won’t buy in/ believe it’s real, driving Leopold mad, or more so…

If you want to join me, that CAN be arranged…..

We need a vampire for our D&D campaign.

That boy ain’t right!

Good grief, Gary! Ditch the “Reform”; revert to the Old Ways and bite his neck, engorge yourself, and bring him over as a newborn Undead! Do it!

You’d think turning into a bat would be super fun, but this being Scary Gary I’m sure it’s arduous and tiresome somehow.