Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 23, 2021

Arnode, the early years.

I still visibly point and laugh at hummer drivers or anyone else driving an over- compensator-wagon or penis extension-ghini!

Comes in LD and MD editions.. (little, and micro)

I could use a car like that. Only… bigger.

In Texas, with their new “open carry” laws, he’d be driving a tank.

AND it also works for guys who have to wave their .45 caliber “Manhood Extensions” around in public while waddling around in their Cosplaying Camo outfits!!!! Buncha pathetic, over-compensating LOSERS!!!

Yah. One of our neighbours has one of the last gas powered Hummers and just yesterday the Mrs made a comment about that. He’s a bit of a jerk and seems to always be in some sort of rage when he’s driving.

Coal-rolling pickups are the weapon of choice for those who can’t afford Hummers…

History is an interesting subject. The Greeks and Romans considered smaller as better. They humiliated those who were overly blessed. Google it. May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.

I used to drive a Mini Cooper, but I couldn’t see the road because my manhood kept getting in the way of the windshield. Call it reverse compensation. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

I’ve always figured those loud chrome pipes on motorcycles were compensation for inadequate “manhood”. Or maybe the bike itself was the only way to have something impressive between their legs.

Finally, an honest ad for the Hummer.

Wait a minute. This reminds me of that thing that conservatives, who tend not to have a sense of humor, do as per ribbing liberals… They’ll throw out a meme or a political cartoon that, in their minds, makes a point about about how messed up those on the Left are and that they think is funny. And when they show it to the target audience, liberals, they’ll say this: “But you gotta admit this is funny!” Okay, so for all of you guys out there that don’t measure up – and I’m not sayin’ this includes me – I have only one thing to say: “But you gotta admit this is funny!” Anyway, gotta go. Need to get my Ford F-250 down to the shop. Got a mud race this weekend and need some new tires. Y’all take care.

I once read that Arnold Schwarzenegger had it in his movie contract that the company had to provide him with a Hummer.

That, my friends, tells us all we will ever need to know about Hummers.

So maybe we should all be a little less judgmental and derisive of those we think of as inferior? Especially so if they had no choice in the matter. I count 5 jerks making fun of a guy for something he had no control over.

It’s amazing how few there are still on the road.

I drive a Morris Mini ladies!

Only thing missing is a Texas license plate!!

I remember seeing this rerun a little over three years ago.

Going to the dealership was his best bet for getting a “Hummer”.