Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 05, 2021

Ah the endearing childrens tale, “The Princess And The Psychoanalyst.”

I always need a pes before bed…

Not a good idea to pea in bed.

Very deep.

This whole concept peaves me.

Make love, not war. Give peas a chance.

…or what possessed someone to pea in your bed.

After years of resistance, I finally watched the movie “The Princess Bride” Yes, I know, that’s inconceivable, but true. The thing is, I really liked the movie, including the scene shown above. (If I remember correctly.)

Wouldn’t happen with a Serta Posturepedic !

They really pea me off.

she needs to break out of her pod and enjoy life

I love Carol Burnett’s classic P&P sketch!

Let down your hair.

I always figured the dude owned a mattress company.

There’s no peasing her…

Suddenly, her face becomes contorted into a grimace of rage…

Ah the endearing children’s tale, “Princesses are better than you, scummy people.”

Never understood that fairy tale. Why would someone so sensitive be desirable? Yeah, I want a completely useless mate who looks good now but will grow old and miserable because every ache is excruciating.

You act like somebody pea’d in your corn flakes.

This has apparently been building up for some time.