Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 11, 2021

A moment of silence! Ralph’s gut just died.

“Too many doughnuts?” Are there other (empty) boxes we’re not seeing?

Is there such a thing as “too many donuts” as far as Drabble is concerned? ;D

This HAS to be a sign of the apocalypse.

I’ve always wondered why it’s spelled that way.

There was a movie I saw in which a guy ate a dozen doughnuts every morning for breakfast. No spoilers.

my town has 3 dunkin donuts!

Doughnuts! Doughnuts!

Mark this date down: October 11, 2021, Ralph feels that he has had too many doughnuts!

And the all in fourth wall?

Clever

Quick! Call 9-1-1.

Yeah, except most people don’t use the ugh part any more in spelling donuts.

Sounds more like a nightmare scenario…..

A grade 5-6 class held a bake sale one day. A sign one of the students made left out the ‘u’ and the ‘h’ from doughnuts for sale.

Ralph? Too many doughnuts? Surely this is a sign of The End Of Days.

How about a donut eating contest between Ralph Drabble and Homer Simpson.

I can’t believe he said that either.

Donut eat doughnuts.

Of course the big news here is that Patrick ditched his white shirt and red tie.

A lower tolerance than Homer Simpson in hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4

Rufus in “Gasoline Alley” doesn’t have this problem. See Dirty Dragon’s Twitter. No need to sign in.

I can’t believe nobody asked this, but HOW MANY was too many??!!

Reasonably clever.

I prefer to get my donuts (doughnuts) one at a time. A whole dozen would sicken me. I’m the same way with Candy Corn. I have to have some every year around this time, but the smallest bag I can buy is way too many.

I’m sure we never thought we’d see this day.

How many is “too many” to Ralph? When he’s ready to “RALPH”?