Close to Home by John McPherson for October 31, 2021

Meanwhile, Ichabod is craning his neck! Such cruelty makes him feel both sleepy and hallow!

He was the Headless Bicyclist back then.

Do not join those bad boys, Bleeb.

So, are they going to play H-O-R-S-E?

No wonder he was so angry.

Happy Halloween!

He should have quit while he was ahead.

Heads up team, there’s going to be a shooting drill.

How else are they going to get ahead ?

The kids called didn’t call him Air head for nothing…

It wasn’t so bad until they got called for traveling once and started dribbling.

Lewis Black once said that if there is a hell it is based on Junior High school.

Could be worse. What if they were playing dodgeball?

Wait til he comes back for his revenge at Hollow

Someone go get the janitor and tell him to bring that giant push broom and that big bucket of green sawdust lookin’ stuff…

… ‘cause there’s about to be pumpkin everywhere.

Cleanup on aisle 2.

Unhappy childhoods can lead to antisocial behavior.

C’mon Ichy. Focus and keep your head in the game!

He’s a pumpkin head but he identifies as a basketball!

’Scuse me. I gotta go to the head.

John showing his age, been called ‘middle’ school for a while