Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 16, 2021

I knew a woman who climaxed every time she sneezed. Her doctor prescribed ragweed.

And the Moon is nothing to sneeze at.

But he still chases his own tail.

Do werewolves sniff butt when they meet someone?

He’s having his bath tub drain snaked over at The Argyle Sweater….

Young girl was troubled by an itchy rash for several years. Medications improved her condition somewhat, but it never went away. After several years of misery her problem stopped after she quit using her hypo-allergenic bath oil.

Showing the embarrassing effects of transformation like today’s “The Argyle Sweater.” https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater

Not to mention that silver class ring he was wearing when he “turned”…

you’ve really gotta pity a poor guy who’s allergic to dogs…