B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 22, 2021

Now if that isn’t a buzz…

Must have had a little help applying it.

Ol’ John may have been eating something fermented. Farmers’ Market?! LOL

I would have thought him more the type for racing stripes.

What’s he using for a stinger?

Today, John is calling himself Jack – Jack Bee, that is.

Look at him go: Jack Bee nimble, Jack Bee quick.

Jack brings honey – a pretty slick trick.

Well, this is the most random, out-of-left-field strip I’ve seen in a while…

Why should only the birds and the bees have all the fun…

“Pollinating as I go!”

Wow that must have been some really great weed the artists were smoking last night at the office party!

He must have gone to Mount Olympus. And drank some of the god’s nectar. For him to get so buzzed.

Oh, Bee-have….

A tortoise bee? Now I has seen everything.

♫♪

Half a bee, philosophically,

Must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?

♪♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhXkQu5_Ig

Well I identify as George Clooney’s twin. Just a little less hair and a few more pounds but even more charming and good looking!!!

He’s wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers retro uniform.

They´re coming to take me away,

Haha, they´re coming to take me away,

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I´ll be happy to see

Those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they´re coming to take me AWAY,

HA HAAAA

It better be. If he puked it up like a real bee …I have no words.

Its not honey, its another yellow liquid

One gets hassled somewhat less as a bee.

LOL!

Bee all you can bee.

I daresay the honey is fermented.

A note to all the commenters about how it’s not honey in the jar but some other liquid:

Honey is nothing more than bee vomit. They ingest the nectar, digest it some and then puke it back up into the wax cells. It’s then allowed to dry out and most of the moisture evaporates. Once it’s lost enough water, they cap off the cell until it’s needed for food in the winter.

So keep that in mind the next time you put honey in your tea, pour it on your pancakes or mix it into your cookies and cakes.

Tiptoeing Through The Tulips…

Amazing.. you can sell turtle pee if you package it right.

I think he’s high from pollinating the marijuana plants.

Prehistoric Transformers?

If John keeps jumping on those flowers, pollination wouldn’t really work – more like slow death!

Love the little furry critter. Make it a regular.

Honey-blond, the beautiful woman’s perfect hair color.

This is just… sweet!

John found some black and yellow paint? Must have been huffing that black and yellow paint..

Hahahaha!

Knock off the pollinating, this is a family venue !

Between the altered brain toxoplasmosis enhancement for animals (not part of the plan) to the educators and molecular factories strange things happening.