My keyboard doesn’t have the characters for a neutron excitement level .vs. plutonium mass detonation formula and chart. I’ll leave the original in a plastic tube in the culvert outside SNLA or you can look it up on Wikipedia.
Reminds me of the MAD Magazine readers survey which after asking you to rate the magazine’s quality: 1) Excellent / 2) Truly excellent / 3) Really truly excellent / 4) All of the above, then asked you to rate your city’s police for which the last option was 4) The Keystone Cops did a better job, finally asking readers to draw an outline of their house key.
Forget my parents’ info. I gave him all of mine! I can’t wait to see if I get a nighttime visit from my favorite comic character of all time!! To up my chances, I even gave him the passcode to my car’s door in case he wants to drive around once he gets here. <3
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Something tells me not to risk the secret family recipe for gazpacho on this one.
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
“I wish I was taller.” Or maybe “I slept with your wife.”
Gent almost 3 years ago
No, kids, no. Don’t send him the secret method of How To Draw Doug.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You think I’m naïve enough to mail that you that information, Cap’n? I’m not going to take that chance. I’ll deliver the info myself.
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just take the green pieces of paper from your parents wallets and mail them to me.
gawaintheknight almost 3 years ago
45877 is actually a zip code in Ohio, but there doesn’t appear to be a Medville there….
bxclent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
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julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And leave a bowl of gazpacho on the kitchen counter for Uncle Cap’n’s helpers.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“Did you hear about Uncle Cap’n’s Kaption Kontest? Don’t tell anyone else. It’s a secret.”
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
“I’m not my father’s son.” I’m not sure what it means, but there it is…
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
My keyboard doesn’t have the characters for a neutron excitement level .vs. plutonium mass detonation formula and chart. I’ll leave the original in a plastic tube in the culvert outside SNLA or you can look it up on Wikipedia.
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
Art Linkletter “Now Sally, what did your mommy tell you not to say on the show”. Worked every time, ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things’..
GreggW Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of the MAD Magazine readers survey which after asking you to rate the magazine’s quality: 1) Excellent / 2) Truly excellent / 3) Really truly excellent / 4) All of the above, then asked you to rate your city’s police for which the last option was 4) The Keystone Cops did a better job, finally asking readers to draw an outline of their house key.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Anyone have Ruben’s email? The chaos butterfly has escaped and is attacking Alley Oop!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Forget my parents’ info. I gave him all of mine! I can’t wait to see if I get a nighttime visit from my favorite comic character of all time!! To up my chances, I even gave him the passcode to my car’s door in case he wants to drive around once he gets here. <3