Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 17, 2021

It must have been a really good speech.

It’s encouraging, really: they hate him enough to shoot at him, but not quite enough to aim better

The poll indicators are missing the mark.

Let’s go Brandon!

Good thing it wasn’t Robin Hood shooting those arrows.

He doesn’t need a pollster as much as he needs a suit of armor

It’s amazing how when your poll numbers are going down you keep doing the things that made them go down in the first place. Non compass mentes. The eyes move but they’re just rolling around.

The King keeps on missing the point of the peoples disagreement.

The arrows of outrageous fortune.

Funny, I always wondered who were the ancestors of Imperial Stormtroopers….

Let’s go Brandon!

he’s either lucky or they’re just that bad at hitting the target.

Fink already knows…he always manages to be in the right spot at the right times….

Hang the royal archer !

Someone call the FBI!

I find it strange that the peasants of ID and the Huns Attacking ID can never can shoot straight? The Hekawi Indian tribe could not shoot straight either, but they were lovers not fighters. Humm? Do they love the King of ID??

Sometimes the “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” miss us, but it’s not for lack of trying.

Shots across the bow.

Not as many arrows as usual, so not too bad…….

“Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?”

He gets the point.

?? ’Can’t be Old King Biden, he’s not in the basement…