Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 14, 2021

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    Averagemoe  about 3 years ago

    It’s a pet door, and that’s why it doesn’t work for unicorns.

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    codycab  about 3 years ago

    What’s wrong Marigold? Being a unicorn isn’t helping with this problem?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 3 years ago

    Has Marigold just eaten honey?

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    C  about 3 years ago

    Fetch the camera first

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    How is Phoebe going to get grease, Marigold, when you’re blocking the door so she can get to the kitchen from which to get the grease you’re requesting?

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    tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Gonna swim the English Channel?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 3 years ago

    Take a picture, that’ s her best angle.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sadly, the grease is on the other side of the door. Besides, she can just magic her way out.

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    And I thought she was sort of Phoebe’s pet!

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    Dragonfly1970  about 3 years ago

    Maybe a shrinking spell?

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    Decepticomic  about 3 years ago

    Hey. Isn’t that the last winner of the Marigold Heavenly Nostrils Award?

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    mistie710  about 3 years ago

    Let’s all play “Name that Butt!”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/m2XYMl53eYo

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m trying to recall if I ever saw a normal pet in Phoebe’s household, eg., dog, cat … no luck so far.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Can’t Marigold use magic?

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    As Marigold is all about her beauty most of the time, I wouldthink she would be adverse to grease messing up her coat, but as this is an emergency…. !

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    nsr60  about 3 years ago

    A nice, formal way of saying “I’m stuck!”

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    burgarman  about 3 years ago

    Isn’t Phoebe Marigold’s pet?

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    William T. Goat, Esq.  about 3 years ago

    I thought unicorns could teleport.

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    TheBigPickle  about 3 years ago

    Cue the bronies in 3… 2… 1…

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    DDrazen  about 3 years ago

    “How about some buttah? A nice stick of buttah?”

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    Tetonbil  about 3 years ago

    Yeah Marigold, you better CYA pretty quick. They are talking butter!

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    cmxx  about 3 years ago

    It looks more like a unicorn trap. Or maybe a unicorn test: Those who attempt passage fail. Those who decline to attempt passage, pass.

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    《Lily》 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!” -Groundskeeper Willie

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    bobgreenwade  about 3 years ago

    Marigold, it is a pet door, properly sized for dogs and cats. As a unicorn, you’re expected (so to speak) to use the regular door.

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    vonskippy  about 3 years ago

    What happened to all that unicorn magic???

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    asrialfeeple  about 3 years ago

    Phoebe looks totally CUTE in that outfit.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    I just realized that snow has fallen. Does Marigold ever try to blend into it, or would she hate to hide her glory?

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    rpmurray  about 3 years ago

    Quick Phoebe, take a video and post it on YouTube.

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    Opus the Poet  about 3 years ago

    On Mythbusters they used “birthing lube” for organics caught in a tight fit.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Not just any grease-MARFAK!

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Does this door make my butt look big?

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    Phoebe: I think we still have Crisco…

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