Heart of the City by Steenz for October 25, 2021

Ugh! Staying tooned for D&D Heart edition is exhausting.

I’m enjoying this.

We recently added someone like this to our game group. Goes into the place he shouldn’t and touches the thing we specifically told him not to touch, and we’re loving it. He’s added a chaotic element to our normally fairly careful group, and it’s a lot of fun.

There’s always one.

Portal just happens to be a computer game.

According to the die roll, Heart is trapped in a re-enactment of the last scene from “Prince of Darkness”.

It was probably something completely uninteresting. Side note: I hope Heart stupids her way into somehow becoming the strongest character in the game to the frustration of everyone else.

Way frustrating! I like Heart, I don’t like D&D, so, this is kind of boring, except for watching how her friends react to her total impetuosity!

The teen D&D group at the library had a saying: chaotic stupid is not an alignment.

That’s why I’m on the edge while reading this arc. I love Heart’s “game plan”.

She pulled out a dragon egg, and now the teakettle really gets upended.

I have never seen a chaotic alignment bard played so perfectly. Most players I have DM’d for play it much more like neutral.

Who wants to bet Heart just accidentally rolled a d12 instead of a d20?

“What’s the worst that could happen?” is a clear indication of someone who has never played D&D before.

Hey, D&D fans, does anyone out there recall what happens when you encounter a Sphere of Annililation ?! ( old-time table top RPG’r … ;)