Close to Home by John McPherson for October 27, 2021

“The Night Of The Emojis”

Don’t shoot Jerry, press delete, press delete! Especially don’t shoot the poop emoji, what a mess last time!

CTRL-Z ! Quick!

They’re coming to get you, Barbara.

Jerry’s going to need some double barreled action and cartridges filled with buckshot.

Someone told me you can express EVERYTHING with them pac-man relatives…but which emoji does say: “Eeewww…Jerry – please – shave your arms!”, huh? (Answeres are pretty welcome down here or via jungle drum email to Tarzan@@@ooghah-boogah.grrr- I guess he could make use of it, too)

Bleeb looks a bit peaked. I hope he’s all right.

The bleeb brigade gets revenge

Looks like the ole Dweebster is out on a limb !

Attack of the killer emoji!

An emojional reunion?

Insert:(Dobie’s “on vacation” comments)

I can never remember the name of that giant dinosaur/lizard lookin’ thing that trampled Tokyo and always fought with King Kong!

I was thinking… Gorgonzola???

Nope, nope… that sounds too cheesy to be a real word!”

Who would have thought the Happy Face of the 60’s would have grown up to be the icon it is today. ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

The never left. Well, except in the comments since you cannot seem to use them here. (insert sigh-moji here)

Looks like the pumpkin beetles that invade my house in late fall looking for a warm place to winter. Look like lady bugs. Never see them until it gets cold.

They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!

Time to call an exterminator.

Very clever, John. Can’t wait for the sequel….When Bleebs Attack?

Night of the living Emojis

Don’t get it.

Shouldn’t be too hard to dispatch. I mean – they’re about 95% heads. You don’t even have to be a good shot!

Giddy up! Target practice. Too bad ammunition is so damned expensive.

Alas, I’ll use my airsoft. That way the Karens won’t get their panties in a wad over the noise.

Coming soon to a theater near you: EMOGIE’S REVENGE

I would just shoot those three nasty looking ones, the rest appear to be pretty harmless.

Not duck season or rabbit season. Emoji season!

I would be scared if I saw that in my yard too.