Same thing with the person who tries to lose weight by watching an hour of exercise videos a day while sitting in an easy chair with a beer and bag of chips and wondering why they keep gaining.
I know technology isn’t that advanced yet. Why I remember as a kid reading a science fiction story in 1969 about moving sidewalks and flying cars by the author Robert Heinlein and now it is fifty years later in the future, and we still don’t have moving sidewalks! (Except for the one at the airport. But that is just an escalator flattened onto the floor!)
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
You’re still. That’s the problem. Don’t be still, at least not there.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Face it, that street double-crossed you.
JeromeBlue Premium Member about 3 years ago
That is so dumb. That is pretty funny.
sandpiper about 3 years ago
So when he saw the hand, he waved back and just missed getting decked by a bus.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
Same thing with the person who tries to lose weight by watching an hour of exercise videos a day while sitting in an easy chair with a beer and bag of chips and wondering why they keep gaining.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
bet that really pushed his buttons…
dcdete. about 3 years ago
I know technology isn’t that advanced yet. Why I remember as a kid reading a science fiction story in 1969 about moving sidewalks and flying cars by the author Robert Heinlein and now it is fifty years later in the future, and we still don’t have moving sidewalks! (Except for the one at the airport. But that is just an escalator flattened onto the floor!)
Chris about 3 years ago
that’s false advertisement right there. :D
Doug K about 3 years ago
He should push it again … and again … Maybe someone’s trying to push his buttons.
uniquename about 3 years ago
Just wait a little longer.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago
Maybe if you go to your computer and hit the ESCAPE key…
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Slow adults at play.
mpolo11 Premium Member about 3 years ago
No Boy Scouts on duty.
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
He needs to be more chicken before he can cross
brick10 about 3 years ago
The cross-street transporter is currently out of order.
Gonzojr about 3 years ago
Read instructions in small letter:Put left foot (L) in front of the right one®, then move R to front of L an so on…
gcarlson about 3 years ago
As Lucy or Patty or Violet once told Linus in that situation, “You have to move your feet, too.”
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
Puh Push it real good!
DigitalJim about 3 years ago
I read where 95% of those things don’t do anything. Can you amagin the traffic mees in a city if they did?