Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 12, 2021

Washington’s strategy against the Hessians — great work! (For Washington, anyway…)

Just a hint; if you see those tails go up, move in a hurry.

Watergate, Billygate, Climategate… tailgate.

“Have any of you guys seen Blazing Saddles ?”

They could get a kick out of this. At least horse farts.

I can’t imagine it would be the sweetest aroma to have dinner by.

This would be a learning moment. Horse flatulence leads to warmer knights.

Not a wise thing to sit behind a horse.

One of the first things I learned the first time I rode a horse was, “do not walk behind a horse. The kick radius is bigger than you think.”

A group of Sir Lance A Lots

Someone who pays someone else to take care of the horse. Someone who takes care of a horse knows better than sit around behind one.

Go see today’s “Loose Parts.”

complete with fly swatters – atmosphere – and themed conversation in piles

They have the democrats lined up.

Just wait until the horses gas starts…

Not a good idea to sit behind the horses like that. Remember a horse’s tail covers the poop chute, hence a tail gate.

wait till they get dumped on

They will soon be surprised by fresh horse puckey pies.

They are sitting at the wrong end of the horse.

Moments later it all went very, very bad

Not sure I’d want to be that close to their hind-quarters while eating…or even sleeping!

All of the above…or below, depending on how the comment feed populates.

At a church we used to attend we did Christmas musicals that included live animals, one of which was a donkey.

During the scene of Mary & Joseph arriving in Bethlehem the donkey stole the show by farting, close enough to a woman’s face that her hair was blown around. About 5 minutes later the howling had subsided enough to resume the scene.

The south end of a north-facing horse; not really a good place to hang out for many reasons.

Blazing Saddles…

ka-ploop

I see you served road apples…