Close to Home by John McPherson for November 08, 2021

“But my snake won’t coil!”

No, it’s a reptile dysfunction. Ralph, my pet rattlesnake bit me!

A case of mis-snaken identity!

But the internet says that Ivermectin cures ED.

Reminds me of “Robin Hood, Men In Tights” — the scene with Dom DeLouise.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.

Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age… Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

Why should I see a urologist? I can pee just fine…

Oy

Bleeb is thinking, “Stupid pant leg! Why isn’t this woman wearing a dress?”

McPherson’s on the edge today. Editor’s take note.

It’s urologist, not my ologist.

Awkward, yet informative.

“Reptile”, “Erectile”, potato, potaato !

Poor crouching tiger has trouble releasing the hidden dragon

For reptile dysfunction, he shouldn’t need a URologist, but a HISSologist.

the mix-up was HIS fault. he called you about his problem. he should have asked around to see who to call about his problem!

Me thinks this was stolen from Ace Ventura! ;o}

“Why don’t you try over at ᴅOᴄTᴏʀS-R-ᴜS…

… they’re runnin’ a special on ectomy’s and otomy’s… and they can pretty much fix anything that ails you… and if they can’t fix it… they’ll remove it.”

“Either way, they have a money back guarantee that you won’t leave with whatever you came in with.”

Is that Bruce???

Bleeb’s smiling because he gets the joke.

That’s funny! It also correct, he’s calling an animal hospital and office people not listening!

It does not shoot either.

Does a worm count as a reptile?

…and a plastic surgeon!

roflmao … :D :D :D