Herman by Jim Unger for November 17, 2021

Shoulders are the last problem.

How was he even able to get it over his head.

Stores that won’t let you try things on before buying them

“Maurice”

The salesman had unsold stock to move out, regardless of fit. He fell for it.

Not an unusual event nowadays.

“Don’t worry if the sleeves are too long, you’ll find they’ll ride up with wear,” that is if he can get the shirt on in the first place.

That is the one his wife bought for herself.

It was actually for his original G.I. Joe. A G.I. Joe was NOT a doll, it was an “action figure”. Never forget that. lol

Too bad, it was a red tag sale. All sales are final.

I think a tent would be too small!

And people wonder how it’s hard to find folks to work retail.

But it’s just the right size for his head…

He can’t return an item that has been worn.

Must have been on sale

“The belly was just perfect, though.”

For his dog?

He is sumo size, oversea workers seldom see that sumo size size.