“The DeBeers people are almost saying what they really mean.
“You remember the old DeBeers slogan, ‘Diamonds are forever.’ Then they changed it to ‘This year, take her breath away.’ The new slogan is ‘Diamonds. Render her speechless.’
“Well, why don’t they just come out and say it: ‘Diamonds. That’ll shut her up!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
An Easter egg with a surprise inside.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think you want the costume jewelry department at Sears.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Yup. Those long term relationships are a drag.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
A diamond ring that falls down the drain.
mikeyman almost 3 years ago
A floozy.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
How about a nice pop-top ring for a buck and a quarter plus interest?
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mr. Right now
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
They still sell those ring pops?
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
A string of candy beads.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
cubic zirconium
monya_43 almost 3 years ago
He just wants the benefits without the actual long term comment. What a cad!
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mr. Herman, you want to go to the “Rent-a-gem” store down the street.
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
Money can’t buy love. But there are some rental deals around.
smoore47 almost 3 years ago
One of those things that came in Cracker Jacks.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just ask for a couple of business cards and flash them occasionally and your dreams will come true.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Try a Cracker Jack box?
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Certainly not Twinkies.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Yup, Cracker Jacks has very high quality rings sometimes.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
That’s why they say diamonds are forever, cause it takes forever to pay them off.
admiree2 almost 3 years ago
Let me see the quid pro quo tray.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
A bunch of carrots….
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
How much for beer tab rings?
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
He’s just a Rhinestone Cowboy……
RWill almost 3 years ago
“The DeBeers people are almost saying what they really mean.
“You remember the old DeBeers slogan, ‘Diamonds are forever.’ Then they changed it to ‘This year, take her breath away.’ The new slogan is ‘Diamonds. Render her speechless.’
“Well, why don’t they just come out and say it: ‘Diamonds. That’ll shut her up!
“For a minute.’” —Ron White
fstop8 almost 3 years ago
Now they say diamonds will leave her breathless, So buy her a diamond and shut her up.