Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 12, 2021

But what if you run out of batteries?

Plenty of other fish

Some jobs are better if you are the do-it-yourself type. Especially when you get tired of the ceaseless drama from those who help.

She’s undoubtedly had more practice.

Ha! I had a coworker who overheard me chastising myself over a mistake I made tell me I should love myself. I told him I did, 3 or 4 times a week. I’ve never seen someones face turn so many shades of red.

Hey, I’m always willing to learn. Can you demonstrate some of your finer techniques?

Everything’s fair in love and war.

Well of course she does. She knows all of the important points to touch on.

looks like there’s a lot to love, too…

Loving or dating yourself is usually lonely but it is, however, more sanitary.

The kid needs a few “hands on” lessons….

I think I have a problem, no not that. I find myself reading the old comics that Lustig uses. This one is from “Brides In Love #10”

The deep seated nightmare of every underevolved man.

Three years into his marriage to the possession obsessed Veronica, Archie finally recognized that he should’ve picked Betty.

The poor guy never noticed all the sex toys she had!

But, he can still watch, right???

Lois Lane: the Early Years.

She could do worse than herself.

Be-bop shaloo she bop.

She knows all the ins and outs.

Apparently he is a poor communicator. All he ever spoke were grunts. He took lessons from Dilbert and Dogbert.

If she plays hard to get, in the future as a clingy over the hill spinster, she may be hard to get rid of!!

Wow – I wonder what her toy collection looks like?!

Check the dishwasher.

Stella didn’t like to date boys. She was ruthless with them, and they wanted her more..

Ya, when she leaves you for her toys, you should rethink you methods.

Instant feedback.

Yeah, but you get some feedback.

Bigger, better, longer. You give me good vibrations.

I really liked it when you had the “Comic God” title. That was the best!