Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 15, 2021

Her: After I get done with him, he’ll wish I had settled for hurting him.

Be careful what you wish for

Now just lay down over those train tracks.

You might get worried when you’re all tied up, naked and she brings out the cattle castrating tool… and sheep castrator … and is trying to decide which to use…

This is how awkward charges of negligent manslaughter can occur /s.

Why are you putting your spurs on?

George O’Dowd experiments with his sexuality.

I think that you are going to be sore. I see that she is wearing ‘chaps’.

She likes him because he has a long rope!

[yeah, I went for the easy joke and I’m glad I did it! Glad I say! GLAD! Bwah-ha-ha!]

And this, kids, is why it’s so important to practice safe sex.

Kinda looks like Ronnie Reagan and Jane Wyman (if you squint really hard) – this would explain much…..

She’ll just go with her basic instincts.

I can bet she was the best twisted sister in her class…..KNOTS!

You see my Dear after you tie me up it’s all in the wrist …..

A new direction for ‘Last Kiss’, BDSM primer?

“Stop right there, gal – you got it. That’s why the women folk around here call me The Rope Or sometimes afterwards – they calls me Long, Skinny and Limp "

She will certainly put her brand on you….ouch!

“Threw” is a great safe word. She can always say he was saying “Through”.

Roy and Dale they are not.

Tenderize him with a riding crop and use rollies instead of spurs.

“I never told you about the Fire Ant hill out back.”

Happy tails to you, until we meat again…

Happy males when through, keep smiling until then.

If you want her to show you how to hogtie something, you should be in front.

During one of our more adventurous dalliances I suggested “harder” for a safe word. She was onto me.

Safe word is marriage!

sorry, can’t come to the phone right now – i’m all tied up…

Anyone know who that is in the picture?

Only with a Cat O Nine tails.

To old TV shows come to mind…Branded and Rawhide

True story: Back in the early 80’s when I was fancy free I dated a girl for a couple of months….we decided one night to go to her place instead of mine. Went to the bedroom where she proceeded to get out the handcuffs and leather…..I said “Nice knowing ya!!!” and boot scooted outta there.