Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2021

Apparently, it’s a big eastern syndicate.

Big Santa. No pun intended

Somebody’s bitter about making the Naughty List.

With the clever lie of free toys Big Santa was collecting your data for the nice’n’naughty list from the naïve parents for decades. He’s probably conniving with Amazon and the advertising agencies.

Destroying the innocent minds of children…

Aha. I knews it!

Nothing is free, even it only costs a few minutes of your time.

Doe Santa have the correct data on me about which Corvette I want for Christmas?

I couldn’t have sleigh’d it better.

When I guy I know signs up for things, he uses different middle initials … he says it’s his way of keeping track of who sells his name to whom …!

She’s getting coal in her stocking.

Unfortunately true. When you order and give them your email, they can sell that and make more money. That is why everybody offers free and discounted stuff just to get your email.

As a kid I did not have any data worth a damn!

Big Santa. He is watching you. He knows when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good.

Santa made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.