Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 17, 2021

More people have gotten off with the one on the right.

That supersizing trend was never going to end well

Really no problem there, Ralph. I’ll take the bottle of red wine, thank you.

One lets you leave the planet. The other helps you cope with being ON the planet.

I choose the bottle in front of me.

I never knews NASA plans to vaccinate outer space aliens.

That’s nothing to wine about.

A great moment in contemporary phallic art, perhaps?

Oy

That bottle looks to be about the right size for the family Christmas party.

Wine not?

Then they tried to launch one that didn’t make it very far – NADA

Blue Origin……Pulsating Rabbit.

I have grape expectations.

NADA

As long as it wasn’t manufactured by Merlot Thiokol.

NAPA countdown:

9…10…7…8…6…5…3…4…1…2 BLASTED …!

Maybe that is what they use for a Christmas tree in Napa.

“To the Moon, Alice!” While still on Earth.

is that a bottle rocket…?

Cheaper to send up a jug of Carlo Rossi.