If you are a pessimist, you’ll never be disappointed. If things turn out well, it’s a nice surprise.If they turn out badly, you get the satifaction of saying “Told you so”.
What’s the difference between a Russian pessimist and a Russian optimist? The Russian pessimist is not sure that things can get any worse, and the Russian optimist is positive they will…
The late Bill Hicks: “I’ve got a message for all the non-smokers out there. All of you non-smokers, this is for you. Non-smokers die…. every day. I know you have some immortality thing going, but nope. You’re gone, too.”
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
So when can we expect Rat to kick the bucket?
sirbadger about 3 years ago
People who stay in shape feel old later, but eventually, even they will suffer from old age.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m a 64 old pessimist and I hope to live a long long time of good ol’ pessimism.
Robin Harwood about 3 years ago
If you are a pessimist, you’ll never be disappointed. If things turn out well, it’s a nice surprise.If they turn out badly, you get the satifaction of saying “Told you so”.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Good to know, Goat and Rat.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
The optimist says, “I’m going to live for a long, long time.”
The pessimist says, “So will Rat.”
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
To pessimists, it just seems longer!
Concretionist about 3 years ago
The good thing about optimism is that you’re cheerful right up to the end.
The good thing about pessimism is that surprises are always GOOD ones!
Johnny Q Premium Member about 3 years ago
I thought bacon was the answer…
Baarorso about 3 years ago
“Show me an optimist who is also a realist and i will show you a fool!” – me
AndreasMartin about 3 years ago
I think you just wrote my comment. What a pleasant surprise :-)
iggyman about 3 years ago
Is the gage half empty or half full? Depends on your perspective!
iggyman about 3 years ago
“This is a mess”!… Think positive!… “Ok, I am positive this is a mess” !
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m an opessimist, There will be good things about bad things, and bad thing about good things.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
And it fits all occasions. Let’s hear it for pessimism!
OldFinn about 3 years ago
Optimists have a lot more pain to expect.
blunebottle about 3 years ago
I just carry on and take each day as it comes. No expectations, no fretting.
Alexander the Good Enough about 3 years ago
An optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is certain of it…
Imagine about 3 years ago
Pessimism is the answer when you can’t handle a long life.
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Rat you hold the answer in your paw/hand ! Enjoy your cold one ;-)
Doug K about 3 years ago
An optimistic pessimist feels positive that everything will go wrong.
franki_g about 3 years ago
Someone somewhere in my lifetime actually studied the outcomes of scenarios viewed by optimists and pessimists.
The pessimists were more often accurate, and it was decided they were more realistic.
zerotvus about 3 years ago
sorry rat…but sarcasm is the only answer……
Plumbob Wilson about 3 years ago
Thinking “It couldn’t be worse” guarantees that it will get worse.
Ivan Araque about 3 years ago
Yo Rat, I shouldn’t read you in the mornings!!
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
What if the question is, “What is 1 + 1”? Then, pessimism isn’t the answer.
Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago
I was feeling sad and lonely, and suddenly, a voice from the heavens said “Cheer up, things could be worse”.
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
Rats only have like four or five years to live anyways, so I can’t blame him for being so negative.
ChristineMurphy about 3 years ago
Thanks for the cheery thoughts, guys. What a way to start a Monday!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Pessimists are always enlightened when the things they worried about never happened!
rhpii about 3 years ago
Optimists are wrong and disappointed 90% of the time and right 10%. Pessimists are right 90% of the time and pleasantly surprised 10% of the time.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 3 years ago
What’s the difference between a Russian pessimist and a Russian optimist? The Russian pessimist is not sure that things can get any worse, and the Russian optimist is positive they will…
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
We just enjoy life and we will enjoy death and we will really enjoy what comes after…….
paulscon about 3 years ago
life’s a beach and then you die
Hi Jack about 3 years ago
It’s true.
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
Herman comic on optimism: https://laughingstock.com/products/print_hm270611
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m optimistic that the new administration will turn things around…
gigagrouch about 3 years ago
The optimist believes that this is The Best of All Possible Worlds…
The pessimist fears that is so.
txmystic about 3 years ago
Death is inevitable. Doesn’t mean I’m just going to sit around waiting for it. Places to go, things to see, etc…
Ren Rodee about 3 years ago
“In the long run we are all dead anyway”
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
A cartoon character lives for ever.
Bilan about 3 years ago
If optimist live longer, why are there so many grouchy senior citizens?
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
The late Bill Hicks: “I’ve got a message for all the non-smokers out there. All of you non-smokers, this is for you. Non-smokers die…. every day. I know you have some immortality thing going, but nope. You’re gone, too.”
Buoy about 3 years ago
Rat is a pestimist.
BC in NC Premium Member about 3 years ago
This reminds me of a comment I made to a friend when fitness icon Jack LaLanne died in 2011 at the age of 97: “See?! Exercise doesn’t work!”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist.
Bohica Premium Member about 3 years ago
I always like the comment that “Married men, on average, live longer than single men, and it probably serves them right.”
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
I think it’s a wash.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Rat’s morbid profundity is monitory….