Garfield by Jim Davis for January 05, 2022

Who cares as long as we eat and then, “Mmmm Donut!”

Nice try Garfield.

Woohoo, that’s the kind of dieting logic I like.

The donut diet…as in do-nut try it?

But when it comes to doughnut bars (maple-glazed ones for example), where are the zero calories therein?

That’s the oldest donut joke ever told, it’s so true though.

But, who cares about diets, Garfield will still EAT the donut anyways.

Thank you, Garfield – so nice of you. I’ll take one, how many you got?

Donuts are fat pills. I’m convinced the calorie isn’t a unit of heat, it’s a unit of taste.

yeah but are you going to eat just the hole, Garfield?

Um, is Garfield a cop?!?

We has the medu vada .

ALL PRAISE OUR HOLEY DONUT LORDS !!!

I want to try mochi donuts. Less fat but with good taste.

They used to say the same thing about a “Lifesaver”. You are dating yourself if you remember those though late Boomers/ early Gen X’ers like myself remember great flavors like the tropical and berry varieties, not just the bland cheery or 5- flavor packs our Dads had and used when they quit smoking.

Now we get to the core of the matter!

The donut centre is like a black hole, empty inside, until it fills up with matter.

The center; sure, but…

The only thing I LOVE, about Garfield … Is because he’s got a lot of catty fatitude, that keeps himself going.

Doh!

Doughnuts have holes to ensure dough gets cooked all the way through in the oil bath.

sorry Garfield, but I’m on a different diet: the coffee diet, no coffee for life… I will NEVER drink coffee, hence why I’m dieting from it.

Too bad there isn’t a diet donut in real life

It’s shaped like the numeral 0. Doesn’t that count for something?

So, you just look at the donut instead of eating it? That could work.

I’m in

Ugh. Worst logic ever.

better yet put it on Jon’s plate-food taken from someone else doesn’t count.

Sign me up

Same as the Homer Simpson Approach to dieting. Eat All The Donuts In The World.

You save so many calories by eating a box of donuts that it’s okay eat a bag of donut holes as well!

Garfield, that’s a 500 IQ play. I love it.

Well, he’s not wrong.

Cats cannot taste sugar. He must really like donut bread.

The hole of a donut may have zero calories, but the actual donut itself has waaaay more calories than that.

If eating donuts is going to kill me, then I’m taking them all down with me!

Unless you also buy donut holes.

My grandmother always said there are no calories on holidays.

Eat my donuts with the donut holes.

wow. thats amazing!

Garfield is an anti-diet hero!

Yeah, baby! Vitamin O!!!

so true garfield ya silly cat!!!!!! man, i love this guy!!!!! i SO agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s why I only eat donut holes…

he does have a point there

Sure, Garfield! But you only get to eat the center part and give the rest to someone else.