Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2021

Pam, you’re supposed to be TP’ing Dirk Raders place.

Don’t cry if there’s a shortage again.

Can someone please tell me just what the hell does toilet paper have to do with Covid?

Save the TP !!!TP is too valuable to decorate with, save it in case the supply rocket has issues. Order fresh food for the holidays and hang gingerbread men (persons), fruits, nuts and candy canes from the tree. Then stand watch to ensure Cliff keeps his distance.

I wonder how many people still have a bunch of toilet paper stashed

Our store gets lots of it in, but not all the varieties in all the brands

The paper aisle is a mess with product stocked wherever it will fit regardless of shelf schematic

The pricing people can’t keep up with proper shelf tags in the ever changing set

Glad I dont work days, I could understand if customers get confused and frustrated

Ran out of money for new ornaments? By the way, what are they using to wipe themselves?

From the look on her face, Brewster will soon be wiped out.

there’s just no papering over his screwup…

“We’re putting the tree into a mummy costume, Dear.”

“But Mommy, that makes no sense. Halloween was–”

“You keep a space helmet on 24/7 and want a tree disguised as a mummy to make sense?”

white Christmas

Rare and expensive ornamentation!

Hmm actually with some paint utensils and a vivid imagination this TP decor just might work after all

It kind of fits, all things considered.

Halloween running late this year?

“They’re ribbons, white ribbons. Shut up!”

So THAT’S where all the TP went?

What a Charmin looking tree.

I thought of several comments, but they all stank. And one had to be flushed!

Pam just decides to roll with it…

(¬_¬)

Today, I’ve decided to venture into my attic and bring down the lights and garlands for decorating. I might just decorate the hedge out front, or put together the porch tree. Whatever I do, I’ll be the only one on the block with any Xmas decorations.

That’s not Christmas decorations, that Halloween.

Doing it wrong. Wrap it around like a garland.

Finally the hoarders have a use for last years TP

He puts ornaments on the trees on Halloween.

So THAT’S how the practice got started!!

“O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!I’m draping you with TP!” ~ rudely paraphrased … ;)

The hazards of recycling your storage boxes but being in too big a hurry to redo the labels.