B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 10, 2021

He has one heck of a vertical leap for a guy with such short legs.

He’s very heavy, but he’s also very compact. [Like, say, a small HUMVEE]

Grog, the caveman’s caveman…..

When pull-ups become pull-downs.

He forgot to let go of the ground with his toenails.

The cavemen aren’t very smart, but Grog is just amazingly dense.

“He ain’t heavy … he’s my bro … he’s Grog.”

I think Grog is in the same category as some women in that you don’t ask about their weight…

I guess I’m too dense. I’m missing the joke. Same thing happened to me when I was younger and still subject to fitness tests. Chin up bars bend and I sink like a rock if I try swimming. Isn’t that normal for a lot of people?

“Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… he pushes the Earth DOWN….”

LOL!

Grog, Is the master of the laws of Comic physics. He can manipulate the Comic space time continuum to his will. To Question Grog’s ability is dangerous.

Well, now; they’ve lowered it to the level where I can do pull-ups.

Not so much his weight as his brute strength that can uproot a tree. Definitely want him as your friend……

he just prefers pull-downs to chin-ups

The laws of physics do not apply to grog. If only he could use it to do good.

There is more than just hair there.

Grog should marry Little Lotta, except the time difference wouldn’t work out

Grog is from a different branch of the family.

Strength has nothing to do with it if you haven’t got a lever of fulcrum