Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2021

Stop disturbing the peace.

Looks Henry will be having a late night snack.

Cock A Doodle Do

Now I’m thinking about the theme song for Super Chicken.

He W-A-S trying to sleep.

Now you are well and truly plucked……

At least he didn’t lay an egg.

That’ll teach you, birdbrains.

I wonder where the spear landed………..

From Chicken Noodle Network, here’s the 10 o’clock alert…

He doesn’t live in the castle

Do not disturb. …or else!

Maybe Wiz should make noise-canceling headphones for himself.

OH NO!!! Now it’s going to be cock-a-doodle-do it’s 10 o’clock and I laid an egg!

Good time to practice your roosting skills

This is why I sleep with a fan on.

10 o’cluck, and all isn’t as well as it was 30 seconds ago!

You’re gonna get a bill for that.