Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2021

Love the surprise audiences.

I don’t know if I’d pop for the ticket.

Stringing them along…

Their little arms!! LOL

Ha ha! I love the 2 popcorns holding each other. Lol.

Popcorn? In a movie theatre? Ha! Not buyin’ it.

And it makes a really creepy squeaking sound as the needle penetrates each kernel.

The horror!

Christmas horror film. Have they been to the concessions?

Not fair. Now I won’t be able to string popcorn together anymore. I will always picture this cartoon and the little fellows suffering the horror of it.

If you buy popcorn at the movies, why would popcorn watching a movie be afraid?

Oh, no, haven’t we got enough corny Christmas movies already?

I strung up popcorn every year….alternating with cranberries…beautiful.

I love Mark’s Horror Movies cartoons. I wonder how many he has done?

So, what does popcorn eat at the movie theater? Poppeople?

Orville Redenbacher might not get this one.

The hot caramel torture is in the next scene.

Well, that’ll pop your corn!

All the popcorn strings I’ve ever seen have the corns much closer together.

Wait till she eats the popcorn, the error is only beginning!

So, THAT’S what happens to the popcorn we drop between our seats!

It’s their equivalent of “The Human Centipede.”

…not a kernel of truth!

All this corn !! Get Dr. Scholls.

Oh, the horror of it all!

Popcorn centipede?

The writer is just stringing the audience along.