Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2021

Jeffrey’s Time Looper always reminds me of Calvin’s Transmorgrifier

And what will they do if you warn them? Evacuate the planet?

*gulp!

Didn’t think it through? When do you ever think anything through?

Darrin spells his name like Mr. Stephens in “Bewitched.”

~Bill Stephens

… as she so OFTEN doesn’t.

Who has the stinky booger brain now?

They could fill the time looper full of eggs, leave 2 people behind, travel to after the disaster, drop off the eggs, then travel back and pick up the 2 people they left behind.

Logic is unknown to her

So she basically wants to create a world where she will never have existed.

I love cartoons about time machines. This one is great! Gary Larson did some really funny Far Side ones on that theme too…

is it ethical to feed dino’s Danae? What if she causes heartburn?

Having tiny arms is what doomed the dinosaurs!!

How to see the world from the perspective of an hors d’oeuvre.

Oops….

Dinosaurs survive, we won’t evolve, we won’t go back in time to warn them….

She really didn’t think it through….funny though

Could this just possibly be an allegory for current political, economic, climatic events?

The creepiest thing about the T-Rex is those little hands. It can pick you up and eat you.

Even the best ideas and good intentions aren’t practicable, sometimes. However, just because you can’t save them all, maybe you can save one or two. What could go wrong??

You might see the train wreck coming but that doesn’t mean the passengers are willing to listen to you or believe your warning. More often they will shoot the messenger and blithely go off to their doom no matter what you do.

She needs a babel fish.

They’ve already changed things. The dinosaur doesn’t have feathers!

She could do an Over The Hedge and bring them all forward in time. Put them somewhere past the effects of the meteor strike.

She’s a true liberal!

Be careful what you wish for, lest you get it.

Maybe the boys could just leave her in the dinosaur age, but her DNA then might just change the time line for them, now.

She has to “Think Like a Dinosaur.”

Hmmm, so they could all switch to diet soda or something?

Those that understood her packed everything into their starships and left. The asteroid hit the launch site which is why we don’t see any signs of it. Anyway, they’ve been roaming the galaxy and are due back any day now!

Great idea meets reality…sorta.

The dinosaurs are learning what ‘meal delivery’ is…

Wow, Dominos delivers in 30 minutes or its free!

Darned if that dino doesn’t look like Richard Nixon! ☺

good thing. they’re un-extinction would be humanity’s extinction ……not that we do the world any good at all, that’s why after a few

hundred thousand years we are at the brink of making this planet uninhabitable to us and our fellow mammals…….while THEY existed

for MILLIONS of years , no problem.

Clearly they were a far far far more successful species than Homo sapiens, in terms of longevity

Does she ever think things through?

Most dinosaurs were the size of chickens.

Oh good, a snack meal!

“Duck and cover!!!” [Baby boomers should get this]

Fortunately, thinking was not a skill most dinosaurs mastered either.

If that could be possible, you fellas will be fighting with the giants for space right now.

Darrin had EXACTLY my reaction

Um… does it taste like chicken?

You’ve had more than a decade to get used to drawing theropods with feathers. Do better!

The ones who did, probably Troodons, left the others stayed. In some parallels they put the Chixcilub asteroid in orbit to mine it in others. They called Terra “Nibiru”.

Oh, I’m gonna miss Danae… but maybe we’ll get more Graevsytes strips.

Looks like a scene out of the first Jurassic Park movie…

Where’s Lucy in all this? Or did she find a horse named Desi?

Wait until that Dino opens his mouth and says:

“Oh, Good, more delicious Time Travelers, delivered just in time for Lunch”.

she’d better hope that Dino’s name is George

Self-delivering lunch!